Sep 4, 2012

PRESSURE, a.k.a P.R.E.S.S.U.R.E

Sometimes, /v/ manages to come up with amazing things. This combination of posts from different threads describes one of the few games /v/ would generally like. Recently, a game has been seen in developement as potentially the closest thing we'll ever get. The game is called "Routine".

WOW - The TORtanic

If you've come to this board, I'll take it for granted that you know of the travesty called Star Wars: The Old Republic. I'm talking about that semi-new MMORPG, affectionately called "TORtanic" because it was "too big to fail", yet failed tremendously. By the time you're reading this, it's probably F2P or has been canned by EA. One day, someone made a thread where he posted images of a man slowly descending down the depths of the oceans of WoW. It has quickly become the most memorable thread regarding TORtanic.

The Chocolate Was Always Disgusting

This is a heartbreaking post which is a great example of how ungrateful people can be and how uncensored people are when they're browsing anonymous forums/imageboards. Most likely this post was made to stir up the people on the imageboard, but the sad part is that a lot of people are like this.

WHAT WE GOT - What Spore could have been

This all-caps post is basically a TL;DR-version of why so many people who enjoy playing games harbour an intense hatred for EA and what Spore evolved into(no pun intended).

The Tales of Fionn

This story is also one of the most heartbreaking ones ever written/published for/on 4chan. It's a long read, and if you're easily swayed to intense wrath it shouldn't be read, or perhaps it must be read depending on how you look at it. It's well-written, making a lot of people question whether it's real or if the writer just had a really good memory, but it's one of the most treasured pieces of rage-material. Basically? A story about heartbreak and douchebags.

Brandon, the Beta With the Helium Method

This story is most likely fake, but when it was written a lot of people were made very upset by the inhumanity of the girl in the story and the awkwardness of Brandon. Why is it fake? There is a report of a man named Brandon dying using the "Helium Method", but the reports of his death were made some time before this thread was posted. An anon most likely found the real Brandon by a chance and wrote a story making it seem like it was the real one who wrote it. Nevertheless, it caused quite a backlash and is treasured as one of the greatest rage-inducing materials ever published on 4chan.

The Return of the Son of Frogdad

In a random thread, an anon decided to post a fascinating story about how his dad went to great lengths to fuck with his head.

Keith and Princess

If you haven't read or heard about this story, be prepared to be depressed. This is one of the most memorable stories shared on 4chan and has caused a total amount of rage and sadness that would make any sane man kill himself. That said, it's a good read and is usually posted in "rage"-threads - threads where people basically post images to make themselves angry.

The story itself is about an anon who knew a guy called Keith. Keith was a furry. Keith got a dog.